Det finnes mange kreative titler i pornoens verden. Jeg tenkte jeg skulle presentere noen av de beste (ellers verste?) her:
Hollywood inspirerte:
Dude, Where’s My Dildo
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver
Geranalmo
Moulin Splooge
Tookie Raider
Prime Cuts – One Flew Over the Poo-Poo’s Nest
Hung Wankenstein
The Fat, the Bald and the Ugly
All Anal On the Western Front
Single White SheMale
Schindler’s Fist
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Forrest Hump
White Men Can’t Hump
You’ve Got Male
Batman In Robin
Jesus Christ: Porno Star
Good Will Humping
In Diana Bones
Whores Whipserer
Tango and Snatch
A Clockwork Orgy
The Loin King 2: Simba’s Pride
Creamer Vs. Creamer
Dirty and Hairy
Men In Back
Lawrence Of A Labia
Miss Cunnilingiality
One Blew Another In the Cuckoos Nest
Womb Raider
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
The Gaytriot
Sleeping With the Enema
The RawShank Infection
Musikk inspirerte:
Ass-Hole O Mio
Music To Fuck To – Once, Twice, Three Times A Labia
Hooters and the Blowjobs
Oozefest
Titallica – Master of Puppies
Filmetitler som høres ut som pornofilmtitler:
The Bone Collector
Toy Story
Deep Impact
Fire Down Below
Big Daddy
Blow
Snatch
Spaceballs
Freddy Got Fingered
The Ring
Free Willy
Siden jeg er en aspirerende pornofilmregissør tenkte jeg at jeg skulle gå igjennom mine filmer og se om jeg kan få brukt litt kreativitet for å finne på noe titler selv. Mine forslag kan du lese nedenfor, men siden pornofilmskapere er kreative av seg så finnes det ingen garantier for at noen av disse allerede er i bruk. Anaway, here we go:
Wife Is Buttifull (Life Is Beautiful/La Vita E Bella)
Cinema Pornodisco (Cinema Paradiso)
Federico Fellatios Anal Lord (Federico Fellinis Amarcord)
My Cock & Mrs. Miller (McCabe & Mrs. Miller)
The Long Good Lay (The Long Goodbye)
Snatchville (Nashville)
Pet-My-Porter (Pret-A-Porter)
InMenToo (Memento)
Wife Acrobatics with Steve Jizzou (Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou)
The Whore Users (The Producers)
The Garden Rape (The Garden State)
Shaun of the Bed (Shaun of the Dead)
This is Anal Trap (This is Spinal Tap)
Squirtface (Scarface)
Hotel Cassandra (Hotel Rwanda)
Mystic Reamer (Mystic River)
Man For Hire (Man On Fire)
Fisting For Dollars (A Fistful of Dollars)
Cock Stock & Two Smoking Harlots (Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels)
Drill Bill Vol 1 & 2 (Kill Bill)
The Harlots of Telemark (The Heroes of Telemark)
Gaylander (Highlander)
Sloppy Gilwhore (Happy Gilmore)
Jizz Show (Quiz Show)
The Wedding Swinger (The Wedding Singer)
Pokin’ Arrow (Broken Arrow)
The Killing Sheets (The Killing Streets)
Hoe Girls (Show Girls)
A-Cock-n’-Slits Now! (Apocalypse Now!)
Hooterworld (Waterworld)
Hercules In New Whores (Hercules In New York)
The Cumming Man (The Running Man)
Scatterfield Dirt (Battlefield Earth)
Young Cunts (Young Guns)
Fister In Train (Mystery Train)
50 First Rapes (50 First Dates)
Bone Gold (Stone Cold)
Ralph Passed Bread (Half Past Dead)
Jada, jeg vil tro det er noe fremtidige kassasuksesser her. Om du har lyst til å spille i en av disse filmene så kan du jo sjekke om noen av disse navnene er ledige:
Marvin Gay, David Blowme, Fat Stevens, Donald Suckerland, Roberto Boneini,
Adam Strangler, Screw Barrywhore, Quentin Tart-In-Chino, David Bent, Jizz Martin eller Gay Davies.
Good luck, slut!
Pastor Ulf
Monday, April 24, 2006
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